Humor for Kids and Grown Ups

What is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen
What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones
What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine PUNS

The pharaohs of Egypt worked out the first pyramid scheme.
A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I thinkI'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.You'll just have to be a little patient."
High jumpers do well at the Olympics because it's always on a leap year.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I wasHungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I wasfinnished and told the waiter "Spain good but there is Norway I couldeat another bite." (Mike Bull)
California is the land of earthquakes and suntans, in short, shake andbake.
MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPI's NEW JERSEY. I said "I don'tknow, ALASKA."

A husband and his wife had an appointment with their eye doctor. Whenthey arrived at his new office it was obvious that he was still in theprocess of moving in. A large picture of a very pretty woman wasconspicuously displayed in the reception room. The husband pointed tothe picture and asked the doctor, "Is that your wife?" He repliedwith, "No, that's her picture."

Secret to Goal Achievement

I used to think that in order to become successful that I had to create unique ideas that no-one, not another soul on the planet had had and then do my best to market them before others had their own 'unique' ideas that were the same as mine (think about that for a second)

I used to think that if someone took one of my ideas and used it to make money then they were somehow stealing something from me and weakening my position so that my own success would falter and that if I did the same with theirs that this somehow made ME a thief.

I used to think "I can't do that, it's already been done... I've missed the boat on this" and quit projects that I'd been passionate about because someone 'beat' me to bringing it to market.

Now I realise that no idea is truly unique but that each of us has a unique way of applying (or failing to apply) our ideas to our lives. Because of this, there is more than enough room for EVERY idea any of us ever have.

If this wasn't the case then there would only ever be one of any type of commodity or item in the world.
One type of car. One type of TV. One type of washing machine. One type of [Insert what YOU do here]
But there's not is there?
There are hundreds, if not thousands of each of these things.
Why not one more?
Now I realise that every person who came before me and everyone who follows gets an equal share of all the information and ideas of allthe generations who precede them. It doesn't make sense NOT to use it.
You wouldn't rid your home of electricity because someone else beat you to it?
You wouldn't pass up medical help because you had no hand in the founding of medical knowledge, right?
So what if what you want to do is already in existence? If you want to do it, and do it your way

Life isn't like school.

There's no teacher who's going to mark you down for copying the kid next to you.
Copy all you want.... then improve.
Now I realise that Thomas Edison's formula for success is the fastest, surest way to guarantee that you get what you want from life.

See, you really don't have to re-invent the wheel. In fact, that's just not smart. It's wasteful.

But...
You CAN paint the wheel the colour your want it. You CAN use different materials. You CAN make it bigger or smaller, wider or narrower.
You CAN.

So, if it feels like success has been eluding you and that your 'unique' ideas never seem to go anywhere or that others 'beat you to it' before you get the rewards, then try Edison's approach.
Start where the last person left off and add your signature to an existing success.