Humor for Kids and Grown Ups

What is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen
What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones
What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine PUNS

The pharaohs of Egypt worked out the first pyramid scheme.
A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I thinkI'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.You'll just have to be a little patient."
High jumpers do well at the Olympics because it's always on a leap year.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I wasHungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I wasfinnished and told the waiter "Spain good but there is Norway I couldeat another bite." (Mike Bull)
California is the land of earthquakes and suntans, in short, shake andbake.
MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPI's NEW JERSEY. I said "I don'tknow, ALASKA."

A husband and his wife had an appointment with their eye doctor. Whenthey arrived at his new office it was obvious that he was still in theprocess of moving in. A large picture of a very pretty woman wasconspicuously displayed in the reception room. The husband pointed tothe picture and asked the doctor, "Is that your wife?" He repliedwith, "No, that's her picture."

Benefits Of RAM

RAM, or Random Access Memory, plays an important part in how fast your computer runs. This is because RAM stores processes and files in memory so it can be accessed quickly when needed. The more RAM you have the more you can store. The faster the RAM speed the faster these files and processes can be accessed.

When buying a notebook or a desktop computer many people do not ensure they have the right amount of RAM for their needs. The amount you need will depend greatly on what you plan to do with your new computer or even the operating system it is using. A user who plans on simply using their computer simply to write up documents, browse the internet and write emails would only need 512mb RAM, which is a small amount.

On the other hand a user that needs to perform queries on a big databases or plays RAM intensive games would need anywhere between 1GB to 2GB of RAM.

The new Vista operating system is another factor to consider when choosing the amount of RAM you need. It is recommended that computers running Vista have 1GB of RAM or more, no matter what you are doing with your computer.

As well as the size of RAM, the speed is also important. The fastest RAM currently on the market is DDR2. This format is faster than the previous DDR format. RAM speed is important just like the speed of a CPU is. The faster it runs, the more effective it is.

When choosing a computer, it is best to include that little bit larger amount of RAM that you think you will need. This will ensure that you won't underestimate the amount needed, and your computer will be future proofed